Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Reality Better Than Fiction?

Dorene M. Lorenz emailed me the other day with the announcement of her first novel, "Midnight Blue Noon" being published. I was intrigued by the details of the plot(which I have included in the comment section), about the goings on in a small Alaskan town, and I thought to myself wow, that is pretty amazing, and yet I'll bet some of it actually happened. I try not to stereotype crazy things going on in Alaska, because what else is there to do in Alaska, because the same things have been or can be said about Wisconsin.
I looked back at my own life in just the past week, and I thought to myself again wow, this is pretty amazing. Did this stuff actually happen? Can life be the ultimate novel, TV show, movie, or better yet choose your own adventure story. Have I been wasting my time with silly diversions like, DVD's, TV, sports, politics, religion(!), when there is real life, real entertainment out there.
So let's take a look at my life the last week, and see if we can determine whether it's just a simple man's means of getting by with life or the ultimate soap opera.

**The Names have been changed to protect the innocent. The Guilty get no so such luck.**

Peter deals with closure of his late beloved grandparents as Peters mother comes to town to tear down the old family house and sell the property off in pieces to the highest bidder. Peter and his mother come together to deal with their issues over a Rocky Rococo pizza(Best Pizza in Madison) on Mothers day.
At the office, Jeff leaves the firm to become a rock star, and Calvin is forced to make a choice between is real job, and the firm since he's been making his own schedule up for the last month. Peters dreams of being a rock star are shattered into pieces when he plays his version of Paul McCartney's "Let Me Roll It" with Peter doing a William Shatner-esque second verse, while the guys would rather listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits, and is Bob plotting against Peter because of his jealously that Peter is the bigger jerk in the firm than he is?
At the homefront it's been a crazy week for the cats, as Sha-la got poop stuck in her fur again, and she is afraid that the trauma is so much that it could lead to a major hairball. While Tyche Tiger is planning a coup and demands new kitty litter and more rations of cat nip, as he deals with his cravings for used q-tips.


So there you have it. Not bad for just one week in one lifetime.
Sure there is an unpopular war and President. Gas prices are way too high, and a lot of other things going on that are unpleasant. But take a look around, and you might find out that you are living an amazing life.
Thank you Dorene for the spark to look at things.
It truly is an adventure.
Have a great day(show)!

1 comment:

Peter A. Clay said...

The scoop on Dorene's Book:
Those of you wanting to purchase can do so by going to http://www.midnightbluenoon.com or searching for Midnight Blue Noon at Amazon.com.


What is it about? Publisher sez:

Breathtaking Alaskan women prospecting adventures with love in a society where they are outnumbered by men ten to one. A Boy Scout who smokes marijuana before lighting a classic Mercedes afire with his duct-taped victim in the backseat. A pet wolf who sneaks out to go drinking with Australians at an upscale hotel bar.

A Republican gubernatorial candidate who leaves the party because of its platform plank against bestiality. A criminal attorney who sports Armani le collezioni suits in a courthouse with no indoor plumbing.

Alaska is a strange and beautiful land, filled with strange and beautiful people. A state whose quirky nature is precisely revealed - and whose wily secrets are hilariously unconcealed - in this absolutely provocative book.

At once a murder story and a briliantly clever and exquisitely wicked travelogue, Midnight Blue Noon is crisp and exhilarating.

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